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[onceboywonder]

Anybody know where to get a decent pack of smokes around here? Or whatever you fancy English people call them. Look, I don't really care and I'm not judging. As long as it tastes awful like tobacco should and not tea and crumpets or those disgusting menthols my stepmom used to leave around the apartment. Any of you kids track down a pack

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[boywonder003]

You know, Dad's gonna be pissed if he sees this.

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[onceboywonder]

Like that's anything new.

How close an eye do you think he keeps on these things, anyway? Figure it's the best way to smoke him out.

Heh.

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[boywonder003]

He's Dad. He keeps a close eye on everything.

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[onceboywonder]

I like to keep the old man on his toes.

[chainedlotus]

Chances are if anyone tracks down a pack, it'll lead them to my room.

I think I can cut out the middle man and give you a pack. Don't even need to give me the shiny worthless quarter.

[onceboywonder]

Sounds generous. What's the catch?

[chainedlotus]

None. I'm actually a generous kind of guy.

[onceboywonder]

Might want to be careful with that.

Where can I find you?

[erbtochter]

...charming.

[onceboywonder]

I do what I can.

[erbtochter]

Do me a favor then, and do what you can not to get anyone else in trouble when you eventually manage it, yeah?

[onceboywonder]

No can do. When I go down, I'm taking as many as I can with me.

[bitingretort]

Cigarettes that taste like tea and crumpets? Now that must be one hell of a tobacco field they're using.

Those things will burn your lungs out.

[onceboywonder]

Save your lecturing.

[bitingretort]

It's not actually a lecture. A lecture would be me telling you how nasty and bad for your poor little body those things are. But I'm not.

Think of it more as a fact. That someone told you. See?

[onceboywonder]

You want a fact? I don't care.

[overimpulsive]

.... Hi Jason.

[onceboywonder]

What are you doing at this freak circus?

[overimpulsive]

I've gone here for the past six years, man. I should be asking you that question.

[onceboywonder]

Right right, whatever. It was hardly by choice.