[Here have a voice post]
Hey, guys? Uh, d-did anyone forget a trunk outside the common room?
Because I thought it’d be a good idea to bring it in before-
[a yelp] Oh no! Wait- [the distinct sound of a crash, make that several crashes, can be heard, joined by a series of gasps and helpless muttering] Come back- Oh not the- why a bludger, of all things - quaffles are so much- aha! [the noises stop for the time being]
[confidently] O-kay. Situation under control!
… So who does this belong to anyway? More importantly, where does it belong? [another groan]
Because I thought it’d be a good idea to bring it in before-
[a yelp] Oh no! Wait- [the distinct sound of a crash, make that several crashes, can be heard, joined by a series of gasps and helpless muttering] Come back- Oh not the- why a bludger, of all things - quaffles are so much- aha! [the noises stop for the time being]
[confidently] O-kay. Situation under control!
… So who does this belong to anyway? More importantly, where does it belong? [another groan]