HERO'S COME BACK!!!
Hey, attention all students and old people!
THE GREAT KONOHAMARU SARUTOBI HAS RETURNED AND HE IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!
And just to prove how awesome I am- though I don't think I need to because you should all know by now that I. AM. AWESOME- I brought everyone candy!
EXCEPT FOR RUBY. RUBY, I DIDN'T BRING YOU ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!
AND GALATEA, YOU BETTER STILL BE WEARING MY SCARF!!
[added in later as an after thought]
(OH! And I studied really, really hard while I was away so you should totally still get me ice cream!! WITH SPRINKLES!!!)