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Not clever enough for witty lyrics

Feb 02, 2011 04:18

WHO: Catty, Keri, and Sam
LOCATION: KERI'S EVIL LAIR, IDEK
WEEK: Romance Event
TIME: Whenever
WHAT: Keri has kidnapped the fair heroine, Catty, who is... Really none too pleased by this. And in come her WHITE KNIGHT on a WHITE HORSE. So beautiful.
RATING: PG-13?

( The subject matter is bad enough as it is )

catty turner, sam winchester

Comments 4

protectthem February 3 2011, 09:34:46 UTC

[What is that? Is that... the GALLOPING HOOVES OF AN ELEGANT WHITE STEED, far off in the distance? The clash of sword-battle, the heroic cries of a knight dedicated to his noble cause?]

nice hat whilethislasts February 3 2011, 09:51:44 UTC

[It's only taken a thousand years of loneliness, but after some hard thinking and a little fudging of the term 'consent', the beautiful yet evil enchantress has ended her torment and acquired herself a bride. All she needs now is for the girl to eat from the fruit of her garden, and so forever be sealed to the Dark Lady Keri's tower]

And hungry, perhaps? [s-so melancholy. Oh, but what is that in the distance? A fucking steed? Bitch you did not just ruin this for the Dark Lady. Cursing under her breath and sweeping over to the window in her implausibly tight and low-cut dark red gown now]

cowboy Saaaaaaaam pathtosacrifice February 3 2011, 09:56:19 UTC

[Catty purses her lips, eyebrows rising high on her head as she looks past her exquisitely dressed captor--eyes lingering a little too long perhaps--before being completely distracted by...

Hooves.

And a white steed.]

Just thirsty... [Was someone really riding in on a horse, or had her mind created a delusion to tease her with?]

It fits 8D protectthem February 3 2011, 10:04:44 UTC

[Lo, but there are guards aplenty in the courtyard. Sam wields his glimmering sword as his own excalibur, cutting away the opposition with heroic flourishes. At a pause in the fight, he reigns in his horse, calling out to the window:] Fear not, my Lady! These paltry peasants shall not stop me in my quest to rescue you!