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[the_help]

"I WILL NEVER SAY..." meme

Here is how we work the magic, kupo!
✖ You post with your character!
✖ Someone replies to your character's comment
✖ Your reply to them with five things your character would say to theirs! This should be done in-character! They can be things they would never say, or maybe things they think or want to say but don't think

Comments

[out_of_thechair]

[sakeofthescoop]

/grin

Spock.

[out_of_thechair]

1. I do not understand the fascination you appear to hold for myself and my culture.
2. This has, in the past, let me to question your motives.
3. I have long since come to the conclusion that you do not mean any harm by it.
4. I am...grateful, for your curiosity. It is seldom that humans take an interest.
5. And for your conversation and past offers of assistance, I am also grateful.

[bamf_inthenight]

ROOMIIIIES o/

[tearsthesky]

[desert_bloomed]

Perhaps I'll finally get some answers from you.

[tearsthesky]

1. My real name is Oerba Yun Fang. Vanille's is Oerba Dia Vanille.
2. Reason why is because we're from Oerba, a village Ivalice destroyed. If it was up to me, I'd already have talked about it. But I've got Vanille's feelings to take into account. I don't want to screw things up for her. And we're "cursed," o'course. Can't forget that. Either way, I can't bring it up. It's annoying.
3. I don't like you, no. And I don't trust you or that big tincan you've got tagging along. Figure you should know why by now.
4. Oh, and you're uptight as hell.
5. ...You're good with the kids, I guess.

[desert_bloomed]

1. Oerba?
2. I assure you, it was not Ivalice which destroyed your homeland. Perhaps it was one of the nations making up Ivalice, but Dalmasca had no part in it. That being said, you have my deepest apology. I know how it feels to lose one's home.
3. I understand your distrust of me, but Captain Basch is the most goodhearted, chivalrous, gentlemanly man on the face of this Earth. If anyone from Ivalice deserves your trust, it is he.
4. Someone around here must be.
5. ...thank you. Sincerely. That has been worrying me, perhaps far too much.

[thetitania]

[odangobby]

HI ERZA-SEMPAI!

[thetitania]

Tsukino.

1. I am concerned about your safety, often. Not because you are so accident-prone, but because you are so eager to trust. It makes you vulnerable.
2. Despite your inability to study or do what is required to pass classes, I feel as if you have a lot of untapped potential.
3. You are very kind and giving. I think then, that the Auror lifestyle will break you, or ruin your spirit. ...I don't want that.
4. The pigtails are cute.
5. If anyone were to cause you any harm, I would make them regret it.

[odangobby]

Are you ever going to start calling me Usagi?

1. I'm sorry! But... if you don't trust people, you can't get to know them. And sometimes people can't control what happens to them. You have to give them a chance, right?
2. [-____-] Um, eh.. heh. Thanks?
3. But-- if I'm an Auror, I can help protect people! I don't... think it'll ruin anything. I'll find a way, you'll see.
4. Really?
5. [She is stunned.] I would do the same for you!

[sun_ofagun]

[misplacedqueen]

Well, then.

[sun_ofagun]

You would.

1. Smirk more. It suits you.
2. I want to know why you're so insistent on being around me.
3. I'm not so against you company as I make out to be most of the time.
4. I hate that I'm not.
5. The Shuckle is called Shelly.

[misplacedqueen]

Of course. I'm curious by nature.

1. You think so?
2. ... Because you're different.
3. So then you do enjoy my company? And here I was thinking I was forcing myself on you as an unwilling participant.
4. Why?
5. You did name it!

[utterlybangable]

Sure why not

[timeinback]

We should hang out more often, Yuma. :)

[windcutting]

I suppose.