Two memes, one day

[squarey]

Solve a sentence.
I solved for my husband.... it is so "him".

I yelled at my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

(grabbed from 

Comments

[lozziecap]

I yelled at a squirrel, because I think I need some serious help.

How INCREDIBLY APPROPRIATE. I yell at squirrels all the time - when they are raiding the bird table or sitting on top of the chicken run and freaking out the hens.

[western_skies]

I did the macarena with a baseball bat, because I'm cool like that.

Sweet. It's random, weird, and it RHYMES, haha. =P

[aspartaimee]

I sang to a llama because that's how I roll.