My tonsil is

[squawg]

FUCKING SWOLLEN! what the hell! I didn't even know it was there. You know how the glands right under your jaw always get swollen when you get sick? well, this thing is BELOW those glands, and it is super swollen on the left side, and it feels like a big painful golf ball in my throat, and I'm not sure which ones are tonsils and which ones are

Comments

[poor_laika]

way to not let anybody else make a joke about it.

[squawg]

preemptive dick suck comments are what I'm all about.

[bluehollis]

Yeahhh it's not so much the quantity of dick as the quality of dick.