okay you guys

[squawg]

I don't mean to alarm anybody, but upon a preliminary perusal of Web MD, I've concluded that I either have thyroid cancer, lymphoma, or I'm just developing a huge goiter.

Here is what a goiter looks like:

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[amidships]

hot.

you seemed fine on tuesday(?)

[amidships]

also, Elissa and I are planning a villains party, and you'd look fucking awesome with a goiter.

[soeffinamazing]

hahahaha

what villain is that? jabba?

[bluehollis]

Hahahaha. I will still hang out with you when you look like this, ONLY if you carry around a banjo and a turn-to-dust glare like this dude. Nobody would ever get all up in my grill if you were in my posse and looked like this. You would just have to cross your arms in their direction and fools would catch a fright. This is definitely a positive development, is where I'm going with this.

[squawg]

Dear Katy,

I'll always have your back.

Sincerely,

Future Goiter Lesley