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[squawg]

When I write my Statement of Purpose, I need to taylor it to each school I send it to, and explain why I want to attend that particular school, and how their program will help me achieve my goals. And when I apply to UC Irvine, in lieu of all that, I'm going to send them a piece of paper with this guy on it:

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[amidships]

ha!
Instead, let's recreate the photo with you in the gnome cap and UC Irvine sweatshirt. How could they turn you down?