life experiments

[squawg]

so uh... I am being proactive on finding new friends here (because I'm having friend withdrawals), so I actually resorted to that thing we have all used in our darkest hours... Craigslist. yep, I got on Craigslist personals and was like "HEY I'm new to town no freak shows or swingers or really dumb people plz" and this girl named Caitlin responded

Comments

[bluehollis]

I feel like I should be writing you a letter of recommendation. "Is a hilarious drunk. Drives sober too. Will not make out with your boyfriend."

[amidships]

"Makes awesome mixes. Is hip, but isn't a hipster. Funny."

[soeffinamazing]

"Can write a hilarious play for you to be in. Has great clothes. Can talk to anyone."

[squawg]

god, you guys should try to get me a job. you make me sound way better than I am.