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[squawg]

you know when you get too drunk at a party, and you slip away to the bathroom to vomit, and you think to yourself, it's totally cool, I still look awesome, NOBODY has noticed I just puked a lot, and you exit the bathroom acting like you didn't just puke a lot, staggering a little because you are that drunk

Comments

[crazycrazylena]

holy shit, I miss you.

[amidships]

just find a way to put this post into your novel.
like one of those singing episodes in LOTR - don't worry. no one will notice.

[squawg]

hahaha oh god, the more classic literature I read, the more I think it would never fly in workshop.