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[squeakskins]

I has the hump big style. I has been dragged to the vets for removal of my lovely fattylump. It hurt. I has a shaved belly and I is not speaking to Mom or that horrid bloke what hangs around.
Bastards

Comments

[beebarf]

Aww, poor you. Gentle huggles ...

...and tell mom to give you 1ml Calpol (yup, the stuff that human babies get given for every ailment) twice a day, that will help with the pain. You might like it, it's fruit flavoured.

(that's if the vet hasn't given you painkillers already. We want you comfortable, not stoned!)

[squeakskins]

i has been given painkiller but i is still mortally wounded and not just in the pride department like wot mom says.

[furikku]

NOOOOES THEY BE STEALIN MY LUMP!

[squeakskins]

I was using that as an extra belly to store fud in as well.
*poot*

[petranef]

Poor wittle wuzzims! I giv u kisses to get better soon. ;)

[squeakskins]

fankoo
I need lots of extra luv and snugs at the moment.

[ex_squashy880]

Poor boy. I'm sure you're much more handsome without it.

[squeakskins]

i is gorjus anyway yoo looks at it
*sniffs*