It hav been a while.
Changes are afoot.
Firstly Mom hav captured two new lads:
Alf is the Ginger Fuzzbum and Ron is Reggiepig's mini-me.
Alan, the long haired ponce and I have been elevated back up to the penthouse pen again whilst Regaroo hav gone back to the basement pad wiv his new chums.
Secondly Mom has changed jobs and there are dark mutterings about selling Momshouse and moving back up to somewhere ghastly called "the norf". We is not going. We is staying right here as we is Essex bois thru and thru.
besides bet you can't buy burberry tracksuits and caps up norf...