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[squeakyramone]

I found my wedding dress! I'm totally stoked.

And some people are being insanely jealous over this wedding thing... I'm sorry I can't have like 293847392748237928734 bridesmaids. Actually, no, no I'm not.

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[trendyjesus]

Yes to the dress!! I need pictures.
Dude, if people act like dumb fucks about being bridesmaids you should show them a picture of a bridesmaid dress you picked out of a sack with the word whore written on it.
Also I know you and Ryan are trying to whittle down your guest list, so don't invite me just pour some champagne on the ground for me and slam dance extra hard.
Plus since I know nobody save for Ryan and yourself it would be hella awkward.

[squeakyramone]

I will send you pictures ASAP :)

AND I absolutely love your idea for a dress for all the "haters"... it makes me laugh because these people are people that rarely talk to me... but they want recognition as soon as something big is about to happen in my life haha. Dickshits.

Are you sure about the invite thing? Because you were on the list... but if you'd feel more comfortable, I can just send you an assload of pictures. I almost wrote "asshole" of pictures... I don't think you'd appreciate a pink sock filled with wedding pictures... or would you?

[billyramone]

i must be a total dolt, cause i didn't even know you were getting married!! :P

[squeakyramone]

Haha yep! I am. Most people don't even know I have a boyfriend.

I come off as asexual because I don't need to be humping his leg when I'm in the same room as him hahaha.

[billyramone]

but that would be pretty hot.

[squeakyramone]

Hahaha! Maybe to him... maybe. But not to other people we share a room with. I don't like when people hang on me either... it embarasses me haha.

[bayybeecakes]

WOW :D how exciting!!

[squeakyramone]

Thank you :) I am really, really excited about it. It is beginning to be way more fun now that I got the venue set up for it.