Oh man, I don't even know where to begin ( Read more... )

Anyone know anything about Natrona Heights, PA?

I'm completely astounded at the lack of brains that my co-workers have ( Read more... )

On Friday, I managed to get more wasted than my friend who was having the birthday. I swear to everything that I get wild and crazy when I drink in the great outdoors ( Read more... )

Sometimes, I wonder if I need to move away in order to accomplish the things that I'd like to accomplish. If in order to change the things I want to change, I need to be away from this area.

I just don't know what to do. Any inputs?

I'm so fucking bored with my current job that it is absolutely insane.

I AM INSANE!

Everyday it is the same old negative shit with the same old negative assholes ruining my day.

I need to find a job that I can be happy with. Fuck everything else.

I think I want to join Whale Wars.

Better yet, they should start a Seal Wars. I'd join.

It was amazing. I literally drank from 5pm until 2:30am. 9 hours and no puke-age! That either means I am a champ or I have an alcohol problem hahaha.

Regardless, I had an amazing time... about 40 something people came out to celebrate with me and I love them all.

I love... Stephen Lynch... and Bo Burnham.

Listen and love :)

Scott (my cousin) gets married tomorrow. I'm really excited. Bethann is so rad and they get along so well.

Anyway, I bought a new dress for the occasion! OH, yes I know. Blahdy blah.

I don't remember the point of this stupid thing.

My online class starts May 26th, which is ridiculous.

I turn 21 in 5 days. Holy EFF.