"hello, desi hotline. for hindi hotties, press 'vahn' (one). for punjabi poontang, press two."
"oh yeah? well, i'm getting sick of your scented oils. you smell like a bombay hooker."
if you tend to go for shallow humour as i do, then
the guru will keep you in stitches for a good hour and a half. it's a welcoming break from the usual hollywood
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