Hey Livejournal,

[squee_]

Long time no post! I finally got that sex change I wanted as a Christmas/Hanukkah present, isn't that exciting? Chloe no more, my name is now Clyde.

I'm just a lonely guy looking for a Bonnie, could you be her?

If so, give me a call on (my cellphone). I have plenty of Miller Lite and low standards.

Comments

[eveninbaddays]

I'm surprised that you even remembered your password. Isn't jess Bonnie?

[crackrockready]

YEAH ARENT I BONNIE?

[squee_]

...I didn't post this.
I was at work at this time...
Not to mention I wouldn't even say "Low Standards"...We all know I use that annoying quote from The Devil's Reject; "I set my standards low, so I am never dissapointed"....srsly guys. Ivy posted this.

And yes Jesse, you are my Bonnie.
ilu

[crucifixion]

I GOT JOKES I GOT JOKES