I hate puritanical thinking in regards to alcohol. Allow me to explain why ( Read more... )

Kurt Vonnegut is up in heaven now.

Also it is raining and sleeting and snowing.

Today sucks.

what are some good comforting non-painfully ironic songs ( Read more... )

So I’m facing the primary demon of my past again: math.

No, don’t discount it - you probably really have no idea how I feel about math. I’m a pretty reliable hardass about 99.9 percent of the time, but that bravado absolutely withers when I’m placed in the same room as a fractions worksheet. It’d be comical if it wasn’t so damn terrifying ( Read more... )

My new musical spirit animal is Bobby Bare ( Read more... )

Hey folks ( Read more... )

I love Google Maps ( Read more... )

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Life....goes.

I've discovered with some mixture of horror and deep amusement that I've reverted to my severely OCD 11-12 year old way of living. In other words, I meticulously plan out every hour of my day. To wit: at exactly 8:00, I eat a breakfast of watermelon and green tea. I attend my classes. When classes are over, I spend an hour and a ( Read more... )

Item one: The "Battle Of New Orleans" is basically the best song ever. Thank you B.B.T! This will surely hasten my next-door neighbors plans to murder me as I play it on loop until my ears bleed!

THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT LIVING IN A DORM

- Girls that think they have awesome, beautiful singing voices but actually sound like agonized boiling cats. ( Read more... )