Comments | squiddna: I TOLD YOU

squiddna

I TOLD YOU

Aug 14, 2006 17:18

Lately I've been getting lunch from the vending machines because I don't have time or inclination to get something from outside the building, and my dinners tend to be small. Also, preservatives reduce aging! (It works for the food, right ( Read more... )

Comments 5

redpanther August 16 2006, 01:59:13 UTC

For some reason I found this fucking hilarious. With expletives for effect.

vixenangelita August 16 2006, 12:44:47 UTC

No offense, but I would have done the same thing as the girl. It's kind of like when you are supposed to have a meeting or something, and you walk to the room and everyone is standing outside the door because it's locked. Almost everyone will still try and open the door, just in case. I think it's a sort of "don't-believe-everything-you're-told" complex. Anyway, it's just too bad the machine didn't give you your sandwich AND her sandwich. She probably wanted something gross like egg salad anyway.

moe_from_rb October 19 2006, 16:12:34 UTC

Well, it's been my experience that most people hit on girls next to vending machines. In fact, that's why they are thinking of putting up condom vending machines next to the sandwich thingies. Because, you know, the magical attraction of sandwi... ok screw it. No, it didn't make sense at all.

thatguyeric November 1 2006, 03:59:04 UTC

dude, i lie about the status of vending machines all the time.

squiddna November 1 2006, 03:59:40 UTC

"That's JUST HOW I ROLL"