HI!!!!

[squidfighter]

Hello Bitches and Bitchachos! I feel like you all would like an update on the world of Cody. Even if you don't, fuck you because I am writing about it anyway! I have been working insane amounts at Michaels, stocking shelves, directing old ladies to the glue and talking about nuclear weapons. Bellingham Michaels is full of the nicest and most

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BUt WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN LIGHT~!?!!!

[adebrettski]

I want to be a guest star on your sitcom. Thinking maybe a repairman who comes to fix the water heater, yet goes into labor in a bizarre cross-gender twist, but during a blizzard so you guys have to deliver the baby and at the end we are all brought together (but I am gone next week, of course). Tell me what you think.

Also, good work with the glue and the old ladies. I bet you are making life more exiting in the retirement home- one all-day huff-a-thon at a time.

Re: BUt WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN LIGHT~!?!!!

[squidfighter]

I am down with the crossgender labor scenario, but I think it needs a heavy handed message. Could you also be doing heroin so we could stage a blizzard-birth intervention? Also, SLEDDING!