Woah

Apr 14, 2010 20:36

My kids were so well behaved at the restaurant tonight that an older couple complimented them and then bought our dinner.

To whit: My children bring good manners to the yard, and I'm like they're better than yours. Damn right, they're better than yours. They could teach you but I'd have to charge.

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girlpirate April 15 2010, 02:03:43 UTC
Your kids are awesome!

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azriel_oda April 15 2010, 02:26:17 UTC
I bet you didn't even have to beat it into them with fear and spankings.

Or did you?

God, my stupid hyper-manners I still have today are the result of my very frightening mother and father drilling it into me.

My brother was a bit slow when he was little...but any time my mother gave me that "stink eye," I knew it was time to go silent and be a good boy...haha.

Just wait...they'll turn out like their father sooner or later. Just what we need...more squiddys in the world.

...wait...that IS what we need! Good show.

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squidflakes April 15 2010, 02:30:36 UTC
I take limited amounts of guff, and they know it. They were actually acting a bit like wieners, so I'm amazed someone else thought their behavior was good enough to warrant dinner.

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springjade April 16 2010, 02:52:21 UTC
I don't know how old your kids are, but if they are old enough to understand that hummanity needs a good beating in general, I hope you pointed that out to them.

And then told them good job on foolen the man

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used_songs April 15 2010, 02:45:37 UTC
That's awesome!

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squidflakes April 15 2010, 03:19:31 UTC
much like your icon!

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floralcloud April 15 2010, 02:46:12 UTC
Awwww, you should be proud!

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squidflakes April 15 2010, 03:19:19 UTC
I am :D I was so proud of them! So proud it called for ice cream!

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mattg April 15 2010, 11:52:43 UTC
Milkshakes, even?

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squidflakes April 15 2010, 21:41:44 UTC
They both wanted cones.

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ichigo_babe April 15 2010, 03:22:26 UTC
I'm sure it taught them a lifes lesson!

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