I took the day off today to go to Chicago with my friend Ben (not Bones)...but now he has to work until 1am or so.  I decided to keep the day off because it's hard to give back a day off- even though I know I could use it another time.  I know I'll probably regret this unless we end up going to Chicago at 1 or 2am...which I wouldn't be able to do ( Read more... )

People probably wonder why I'm driving with my driver's side window all the way down in the winter.

It's because I like the freezing wind in my face... it feels amazing.

...It's also because after making a drive-up ATM transaction, it wouldn't roll back up.

At my job... I apply ninja-like tactics to get out of doing work. When I got back from my hour break at 10pm... I began pretending to do things here and there, but now it's 11:30pm, and I still haven't done anything since 9pm. This is working out pretty well. I am going to see if I can keep this going 'til 12.

1. Mongoose Labia Tornado
2. Cinnamon Eye Lasers
3. Lemon Axe of Boston
4. 72 Layer Pineapple Flesh Frisbee
5. Breakfast Casket (Sausage Interior)
6. Paprika Rhino Slide Committee
7. Cosmic Hamster Malt Abyss
8. Eucalyptus Kindney Scalp Progress Chart
9. Wicker Scorpion Chateau
10. Nebula Pudding

I'd like to thank G4 for the Ninja Warrior marathon.

I just removed everything from a room just so I could throw high bouncers around in it.

And so it could be painted.

well yea... i'm not proud of this, but lets do it.

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breakfast portal: the easter bunny is way cooler than you ( Read more... )

I really thought that $5 was enough to buy anything you wanted at dunkin donuts... but apparently two bagels and a coffee is more than that... I didn't bring that much, so I had to use a credit card. They have this new cinnamon horse skeleton flavored coffee, but I wasn't feeling bold enough to try it yet ( Read more... )

How could this have happend?


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