Coming soon...the Blue Balls Non-Pr0n Meme!

Jun 11, 2008 21:34

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squills June 12 2008, 03:14:23 UTC
Here are my initial prompts (I'll throw in the one I used in my example):

- Sylar gently cups Mohinder's chin and stares deeply into his eyes.

- "You are so beautiful," Sylar murmured.

- "It's not like we're brother and sister," Claire said.

- Nathan looked away uncomfortably as Peter sprawled lazily across the waterbed.

- Hiro closed his eyes as a small gasp escaped Yaeko's lips.

- "It's a lot more interesting when we're both invisible, innit, mate?" Claude whispered in Peter's ear.

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violet_anchovy June 12 2008, 07:55:00 UTC
I love this--it reminds me of a scene in Top Secret! But isn't most of Heroes canon just one long series of Blue-Balls moments? ("...and it's going to HURT," Mohinder murmured, lips just millimeters away from Sylar's blushing ear, then plunged his instrument deep inside. Sylar screamed in pain at the spinal tap.)

Anyway, suggestive prompts to work with. Insert your favorite characters, switch gender pronouns, or otherwise reword as needed:

--"Oooooh..." A moan escaped ____'s parted lips.

--"I'll bet daddy doesn't know how naughty you can be," ____ said.

--With a devilish smirk, ____ tore open the square foil packet.

--"Come and give it to me, big boy," _____ said.

--With a cry, he spilled his essence.

--Their sweat-slick bodies writhed against each other.

--She was a gorgeous blonde with curves in all the right places.

--(anything involving the phrase "tight heat")

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squills June 12 2008, 15:21:58 UTC
OK, I'm giggling like a 10-year-old already at these prompts...

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ex_nothingto835 June 12 2008, 15:52:03 UTC
ESSENCE!!!!!

Sorry.

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aurilly June 12 2008, 14:55:37 UTC
Oh my god, between you and violet anchovy, I'm already dying with laughter. She's right, the entire show is one long series of blue ball moments. "It's going to hurt" FTW.

I just pimped in heroes_fic, heroes_slash, and mytwoheroes. Whew. I hope my posts don't get deleted by mods.

Here are some I thought of (I think I may also go through the kink meme and see which ones would make good beginnings for this meme, too):

--Molly is having a sleepover at a friends house, and Matt and Mohinder find themselves alone for the evening.

--Groggy in the morning, Matt opens the bathroom door and comes across Mohinder naked, just out of the shower. His jaw drops.

--Matt's in the police car alone and calls Mohinder. "Hey Mohinder. So... what are you wearing?"

--Sylar closed the door behind him and took Maya in his arms, kissing her deeply. "You've given me so much, too."

--Adam gives Peter the once-over and states, "We simply must get you out of these clothes."

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squills June 12 2008, 15:26:42 UTC
Thank you!!! I had PM'd the mod at heroes_fic but I haven't heard back from her yet - hopefully she'll be cool with it. I PM'd sesemperamabo about mylar_fic too, to be polite. I also realized last night that I should leave a comment asking ninth_wonders to put it in the next newsletter. I hate to make anyone feel like we're spamming all the comms, but I know a lot of people are like me: I spend my time in the narrow communities rather than the big general communities, because I have narrow interests.

That Adam and Peter prompt is cracking me up, because I can totally hear Adam's voice saying it. Aaaaaaand now my brain has come up with some incredibly disturbing and bizarre crack for Mohinder naked in the shower. Oh, my. I'm going to get into SO much trouble with this... XD

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ex_nothingto835 June 12 2008, 15:51:20 UTC
I LOVE YOU.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING RIGHT NOW BUT I LOVE YOU.

BOBBY STOP FORGETTING TO LOG OUT OF YOUR OLD ACCOUNT.

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squills June 12 2008, 16:03:48 UTC
Maybe the thought of non-pr0n is so exciting that your old account wants in on it, too? :P

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tiptoe39 June 12 2008, 16:19:02 UTC
oh my god, you are my new favorite person in the world ( ... )

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squills June 12 2008, 16:39:12 UTC
Yep, it's just prompts right now. Some people like writing their own ideas, but others really like having prompts to start with, so I figured we'd collect a few. Then this weekend I'll start a post for the actual fics/ficlets.

Simone, Isaac, and a paintbrush. Hee hee hee!!!

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neshel June 12 2008, 19:21:51 UTC
XD "g" has me envisioning Sylar going around tickling people, and I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I MUST WRITE THIS CRACK!

*flees*

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aurilly June 12 2008, 19:27:33 UTC
OH MY GOD that is brilliant!

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