Coming soon...the Blue Balls Non-Pr0n Meme!

[squills]

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[barhaven]

I'm totally drawing a blank for thinking of prompts (I fail at pr0n, so I can't even brainstorm FAKE pr0n), but I can't wait to see how this meme turns out. A few of those prompts up there are already looking tempting.

[top_hatted_girl]

I come bearing mooore...

-Peter pressed his lithe body against the wall to Adam's cell, purring, "I'm ready, baby."

-"Please, Matt," Mohinder begged, "I've never done it in a bathroom before."

-"Yes! Yes!" Elle howled, throwing her head back in ecstasy. "Take him from behind!"

-Claude jumped a foot when he heard Noah's voice from behind him: "This will be a lot less painful if we use the oil."

-"Well," Claire said, blushing, "you should see what I do with my brother."

-Peter gripped the instrument in his hands and pointed it at Mohinder, who gasped as a stream of pearly liquid splashed across his face.

-"Come on," Nathan groaned. "If you keep me waiting any longer, I'll have to start without you."

[squills]

Hee. These are great...

[top_hatted_girl]

I can't wait to see what everyone makes of them.