Let me tell you the secret of the world ( Read more... )

I think I like the Midwest ( Read more... )

I have recently become obsessed with Die Hard. Again. I have fought this beast for years. Every few months or so I daydream of an entire concept album based around this action film classic. And since I can't get any help with the Jurassic Park Musical (Mando. Get off your emo ass.) This is the latest opus ( Read more... )

There are two things you can count on in life ( Read more... )

A couple of weeks ago, I called my girlfriend ( Read more... )

I've been catching up on people's journals and it seems that everyone had a pretty shitty Halloween (that is, if you didn't go to the soup cookout, it was beerlarious ( Read more... )

"GO INSIDE" (THE POEM/LYRICS I WROTE WHILE COMPLETELEY SHITFACED ON A PIECE OF CARDBOARD FROM A KEYSTONE 30PACK ( Read more... )

I come home from work and notice that there is a eight pack of Guiness in the fridge. Guniess in this house, means that Pat is drunk. I go in his room and he's at his computer ( Read more... )

Did anyone hear that Sulu from Star Trek is gay! He came out today! That's so exciting! I am so happy for him! Gay Sulu. That's so funny.

Here we go ( Read more... )