Have You Seen Ronaldo?
Omegle is genius.
You: I'm looking for Ronaldo. Have you seen him?
Stranger: No :(
Stranger: But it's funny
Stranger: I'm looking for Harold
Stranger: i'm sure he's somewhere here
You: I think Ronaldo and I are meant to be.
You: I must find Ronaldo, I must!
Stranger: I'm sure you'll be fine!
Stranger: good luck
You: I must away!
You: *runs into the sunset*
You: Ronaldo?!?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YOU'VE FOUND ME
You: Oh my God, Ronaldo, I found you!
You: We are meant to be!
Stranger: I AM SO HAPPY
You: Ronaldo, my love for you knows no bounds!
Stranger: DID YOU LOSE ME IN FROZEN FOODS
You: No, no, I thought it was the deli!
You: Oh, Ronaldo, I am so sorry that I lost you.
Stranger: NO FROZEN FOODS
You: But we are together now.
You: The details are meaningless.
Stranger: but i've found another
You: No Ronaldo, no!
You: You cannot leave me!
Stranger: yes, robert, yes
You: But we are meant to be!
Stranger: it was the meat loaf. your meat loaf
You: Ronaldo, no! Please, Ronaldo, don't leave me!
Stranger: it was not moist
You: You must not leave me!
Stranger: yes
You: NOOOO!
You: *runs away in horror*
You: Ronaldo, is that you?!
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i1m ronado
You: Ronaldo, my sweet Ronaldo, I have found you at last!
Stranger: seu filho da puta!
Stranger: vem pegar no meu caralho!
You: Ronaldo, I have yet to learn Portuguese, forgive me!
Stranger: ah é?
Stranger: chupa minha rola
You: I only speak English!
Stranger: bixona do cacete!
(MEGGINGTON'S NOTE: Umm...don't translate that. It is rather graphic. Let's just say there is mention of a rear end, some rolls (might have been google's fault), and sucking.)
Stranger: sup son
You: Ronaldo, why did you leave me?
Stranger: holy shit you again
You: Ronaldo, please come home!
You: RONALDO!
Stranger: okay okay mom
Stranger: okay
Stranger: can you pick me up
You: You can't do this to me!
You: You had me worried!
Stranger: can you pick me up
You: Where are you at, my sweet son?
Stranger: i'm at the forest mommy
Stranger: please mommy can you pick me up
You: Don't let the bears eat you!
You: I am coming now!
You: Wait there!
Stranger: k mommy
You: *runs to the car and leaves*
Stranger: BEWBS
You: RONALDO! Please, tell me I've found you?!
You: You cannot do this to me, Ronaldo!
Stranger: si?
You: Leaving me!
Stranger: nah, sorry, not your man
You: You cannot just run out on me!
Stranger: but, equally as potent
You: Ronaldo?!?!
You: Nooooo!
Stranger: haha, odd
You: At last, I have found you Ronaldo!
You: You cannot leave me and expect me not to look for you!
Stranger: I thought i had made a clean escape
Stranger: Look Sally, we can't keep going through this
You: My love for you knows no bounds.
Stranger: we're just not right for each other
Stranger: You are seeing oreth now
You: I will follow you off the face of the Earth!
Stranger: he's good for you
You: Oreth? Who the hell is Oreth?!
You: There is only you, Ronaldo!
Stranger: ugh... It's worse than I expected
You: Only you, forever and ever and ever!
Stranger: Are you off the meds?
You: My love for you is pure and clean and unadulterated passion.
Stranger: I'm going to have to call Oreth and have him come get you
Stranger: stay where you are
Stranger: Brasil?
You: Ronaldo you bastard! You can't do this to me!
You: Running out on me and leaving me here all by myself.
You: We must be together!
You: RONALDO!
You: Stop leaving me!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: vt
You: You cannot just leave me to suffer in my own self pity at losing you over and over and over again!
Stranger: vtvtvtvt
Stranger: vt
You: vt? What is this vt?
You: I only speak in romance.
You: Romance for you, my dear, sweet Ronaldo.
Stranger: omg
You: Let me serenade you!
Stranger: my name is "you"
You: Ronaldo, I love you forever
You: From now until September.
You: You are my everything and all
You: Like my frequent trips to the mall!
You: Sing with me!
You: Oh, Ronaldo, sweet Ronaldo
Stranger: lets talk about soccer! Ronaldo from brazil
You: I love you now and forever.
You: You left me in September
You: For that stupid Miss Amber
You: She has nothing on me.
Stranger: omg! o_O
You: Nothing at all! You can see
You: That you must be with me
You: Forever and ever and all
You: Now let me leap into your arms and hold you forever
You: I will never let you go, Ronaldo.
You: I'll never let go!
Stranger: White man came across the sea
Stranger: He brought us pain and misery
Stranger: He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
You: Rose let Jack go, but no Ronaldo, I will not let you go.
Stranger: He took our game for his own need
Stranger: We fought him hard we fought him well
Stranger: Out on the plains we gave him hell
You: Ronaldo, what is this?
Stranger: But many came too much for cree
You: We must speak of love!
Stranger: Oh will we ever be set free?
You: Our love for one another!
Stranger: IRON MAIDEN
Stranger: r u female ?
You: RONALDO! I must leave. My train for Casablanca is leaving.
Stranger: lol
You: You will find me there, for we are to meet again.
You: In 20 days, we will see each other once more.
Stranger: lololololololololololololololol
You: Till then, Ronaldo, adieu!
Stranger: sayonara
You: My dear, sweet Ronaldo, I will never forget you!
Stranger: goosfraba
You: You! You stole my Ronaldo from me!
You: Give him back!
Stranger: nu huh
Stranger: no
Stranger: its mine now
You: You cannot steal my man, you cheap hooker!
You: Where is he? Where is my Ronaldo?!
Stranger: oh i can,,, and i just did
You: Give him to me NOW!
Stranger: ill nver tell
Stranger: no
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY
You: I will find you and I will take what is mine!
You: He does not love you!
You: He never will!
Stranger: good luck
You: He loves only me!
You: Maria
Stranger: no he hates you
Stranger: he just wont tell you
You: Ronaldo <3 Maria FOREVER!
Stranger: nope
You: You...you are just a booty call.
You: He will leave you for me!
You: He knows what is good to him!
You: And that is me!
You: Maria!
Stranger: Ronaldo <3 Rob forever
Stranger: fuck you he loves me bitch
You: Roberto? No. Ronaldo is not a homo.
You: Ronaldo loves only me.
You: Maria!
Stranger: he is gay
Stranger: good bye
Stranger: Genesis or SNES ?
You: You! You are hiding Ronaldo's mistress!
You: You must give me Miranda!
Stranger: Braszilian ?
You: Miranda has stolen my Ronaldo away!
Stranger: PORTUGAL
You: I am Maria, Ronaldo's true love. And you, you have helped this girl Miranda.
Stranger: RONALDO É PASSIVO
You: Where have you hidden her? Tell her she cannot run! I will find her because I am MARIA!
Stranger: JESUS
You: Ronaldo <3 MARIA, not MIRANDA
Stranger: MOISÉS
You: I must eliminate this Miranda.
You: And you have hidden her!
Stranger: Beira Rio ?
You: Give her to me and you will not suffer!
You: For I know you have her!
Stranger: FLUMINENSE OLE OLE OLE
You: No, Miranda!
You: Her name is not Ole!
You: Or Fluminense!
You: Where is she? You must give me Miranda! Give Miranda to Maria!
You: I am Maria!
Stranger: FLUZÃO
You: I am Ronaldo's lover!
Stranger: Maria ?
Stranger: Ronaldo is gay.
You: Ronaldo <3 MARIA, not MIRANDA
Stranger: sua loucaaaaaaaa
You: Then you must be Roberto
Stranger: crazy you
You: Ronaldo told me of you.
Stranger: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: You and Ronaldo, you used to be together!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck it
You: Tell me of Ronaldo!
Stranger: FLUMINENSE
You: Would he love this Miranda?!
Stranger: Ronaldo what ?
You: No, he love only MARIA!
Stranger: Miranda ?
You: Miranda is his evil mistress.
You: But no, I am his one true love, MARIA!
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: aí
You: Ronaldo <3 MARIA!
Stranger: You are Christian?
Stranger: You're confusing me
You: No, I am MARIA!
You: I am Ronaldo's one true love!
Stranger: and...
You: We were meant to be!
You: And you have helped his evil mistress Miranda hide from my wrath!
You: I challenge you to a DUEL!
Stranger: what I do with it?
You: If you do not hand over Miranda, that is!
You: You have Miranda!
You: Miranda is my enemy.
You: I must destroy her.
Stranger: RONALDO + MARIA + MIRANDA FUCK
You: Yes, it is a love triangle, but it will only be Maria + Ronaldo when I am done!
Stranger: What is your nationality?
You: I am only a citizen of Ronaldo's love!
Stranger: Is american ?
You: No, Ronaldo's Lover
You: My passport says 'Citizen of Ronaldo's Passion'
Stranger: Você fala português ?
Stranger: hein ?
You: Fine, since you will not hand over Miranda, you must suffer!
You: AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAAIAIAIAIIAIAIAIAIAAIAIA
Stranger: Tchau
Stranger: ai o que ?
You: There, you are no more.
You: I win.
Stranger: porra deixa de ser gay
You: Tell Miranda when you see her in hell that I hate her.
Stranger: fala aí maluco tu é brasileiro né ?
You: I'm looking for Ronaldo. Have you seen him?
Stranger: No :(
Stranger: But it's funny
Stranger: I'm looking for Harold
Stranger: i'm sure he's somewhere here
You: I think Ronaldo and I are meant to be.
You: I must find Ronaldo, I must!
Stranger: I'm sure you'll be fine!
Stranger: good luck
You: I must away!
You: *runs into the sunset*
You: Ronaldo?!?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YOU'VE FOUND ME
You: Oh my God, Ronaldo, I found you!
You: We are meant to be!
Stranger: I AM SO HAPPY
You: Ronaldo, my love for you knows no bounds!
Stranger: DID YOU LOSE ME IN FROZEN FOODS
You: No, no, I thought it was the deli!
You: Oh, Ronaldo, I am so sorry that I lost you.
Stranger: NO FROZEN FOODS
You: But we are together now.
You: The details are meaningless.
Stranger: but i've found another
You: No Ronaldo, no!
You: You cannot leave me!
Stranger: yes, robert, yes
You: But we are meant to be!
Stranger: it was the meat loaf. your meat loaf
You: Ronaldo, no! Please, Ronaldo, don't leave me!
Stranger: it was not moist
You: You must not leave me!
Stranger: yes
You: NOOOO!
You: *runs away in horror*
You: Ronaldo, is that you?!
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i1m ronado
You: Ronaldo, my sweet Ronaldo, I have found you at last!
Stranger: seu filho da puta!
Stranger: vem pegar no meu caralho!
You: Ronaldo, I have yet to learn Portuguese, forgive me!
Stranger: ah é?
Stranger: chupa minha rola
You: I only speak English!
Stranger: bixona do cacete!
(MEGGINGTON'S NOTE: Umm...don't translate that. It is rather graphic. Let's just say there is mention of a rear end, some rolls (might have been google's fault), and sucking.)
Stranger: sup son
You: Ronaldo, why did you leave me?
Stranger: holy shit you again
You: Ronaldo, please come home!
You: RONALDO!
Stranger: okay okay mom
Stranger: okay
Stranger: can you pick me up
You: You can't do this to me!
You: You had me worried!
Stranger: can you pick me up
You: Where are you at, my sweet son?
Stranger: i'm at the forest mommy
Stranger: please mommy can you pick me up
You: Don't let the bears eat you!
You: I am coming now!
You: Wait there!
Stranger: k mommy
You: *runs to the car and leaves*
Stranger: BEWBS
You: RONALDO! Please, tell me I've found you?!
You: You cannot do this to me, Ronaldo!
Stranger: si?
You: Leaving me!
Stranger: nah, sorry, not your man
You: You cannot just run out on me!
Stranger: but, equally as potent
You: Ronaldo?!?!
You: Nooooo!
Stranger: haha, odd
You: At last, I have found you Ronaldo!
You: You cannot leave me and expect me not to look for you!
Stranger: I thought i had made a clean escape
Stranger: Look Sally, we can't keep going through this
You: My love for you knows no bounds.
Stranger: we're just not right for each other
Stranger: You are seeing oreth now
You: I will follow you off the face of the Earth!
Stranger: he's good for you
You: Oreth? Who the hell is Oreth?!
You: There is only you, Ronaldo!
Stranger: ugh... It's worse than I expected
You: Only you, forever and ever and ever!
Stranger: Are you off the meds?
You: My love for you is pure and clean and unadulterated passion.
Stranger: I'm going to have to call Oreth and have him come get you
Stranger: stay where you are
Stranger: Brasil?
You: Ronaldo you bastard! You can't do this to me!
You: Running out on me and leaving me here all by myself.
You: We must be together!
You: RONALDO!
You: Stop leaving me!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: vt
You: You cannot just leave me to suffer in my own self pity at losing you over and over and over again!
Stranger: vtvtvtvt
Stranger: vt
You: vt? What is this vt?
You: I only speak in romance.
You: Romance for you, my dear, sweet Ronaldo.
Stranger: omg
You: Let me serenade you!
Stranger: my name is "you"
You: Ronaldo, I love you forever
You: From now until September.
You: You are my everything and all
You: Like my frequent trips to the mall!
You: Sing with me!
You: Oh, Ronaldo, sweet Ronaldo
Stranger: lets talk about soccer! Ronaldo from brazil
You: I love you now and forever.
You: You left me in September
You: For that stupid Miss Amber
You: She has nothing on me.
Stranger: omg! o_O
You: Nothing at all! You can see
You: That you must be with me
You: Forever and ever and all
You: Now let me leap into your arms and hold you forever
You: I will never let you go, Ronaldo.
You: I'll never let go!
Stranger: White man came across the sea
Stranger: He brought us pain and misery
Stranger: He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
You: Rose let Jack go, but no Ronaldo, I will not let you go.
Stranger: He took our game for his own need
Stranger: We fought him hard we fought him well
Stranger: Out on the plains we gave him hell
You: Ronaldo, what is this?
Stranger: But many came too much for cree
You: We must speak of love!
Stranger: Oh will we ever be set free?
You: Our love for one another!
Stranger: IRON MAIDEN
Stranger: r u female ?
You: RONALDO! I must leave. My train for Casablanca is leaving.
Stranger: lol
You: You will find me there, for we are to meet again.
You: In 20 days, we will see each other once more.
Stranger: lololololololololololololololol
You: Till then, Ronaldo, adieu!
Stranger: sayonara
You: My dear, sweet Ronaldo, I will never forget you!
Stranger: goosfraba
You: You! You stole my Ronaldo from me!
You: Give him back!
Stranger: nu huh
Stranger: no
Stranger: its mine now
You: You cannot steal my man, you cheap hooker!
You: Where is he? Where is my Ronaldo?!
Stranger: oh i can,,, and i just did
You: Give him to me NOW!
Stranger: ill nver tell
Stranger: no
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY
You: I will find you and I will take what is mine!
You: He does not love you!
You: He never will!
Stranger: good luck
You: He loves only me!
You: Maria
Stranger: no he hates you
Stranger: he just wont tell you
You: Ronaldo <3 Maria FOREVER!
Stranger: nope
You: You...you are just a booty call.
You: He will leave you for me!
You: He knows what is good to him!
You: And that is me!
You: Maria!
Stranger: Ronaldo <3 Rob forever
Stranger: fuck you he loves me bitch
You: Roberto? No. Ronaldo is not a homo.
You: Ronaldo loves only me.
You: Maria!
Stranger: he is gay
Stranger: good bye
Stranger: Genesis or SNES ?
You: You! You are hiding Ronaldo's mistress!
You: You must give me Miranda!
Stranger: Braszilian ?
You: Miranda has stolen my Ronaldo away!
Stranger: PORTUGAL
You: I am Maria, Ronaldo's true love. And you, you have helped this girl Miranda.
Stranger: RONALDO É PASSIVO
You: Where have you hidden her? Tell her she cannot run! I will find her because I am MARIA!
Stranger: JESUS
You: Ronaldo <3 MARIA, not MIRANDA
Stranger: MOISÉS
You: I must eliminate this Miranda.
You: And you have hidden her!
Stranger: Beira Rio ?
You: Give her to me and you will not suffer!
You: For I know you have her!
Stranger: FLUMINENSE OLE OLE OLE
You: No, Miranda!
You: Her name is not Ole!
You: Or Fluminense!
You: Where is she? You must give me Miranda! Give Miranda to Maria!
You: I am Maria!
Stranger: FLUZÃO
You: I am Ronaldo's lover!
Stranger: Maria ?
Stranger: Ronaldo is gay.
You: Ronaldo <3 MARIA, not MIRANDA
Stranger: sua loucaaaaaaaa
You: Then you must be Roberto
Stranger: crazy you
You: Ronaldo told me of you.
Stranger: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: You and Ronaldo, you used to be together!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck it
You: Tell me of Ronaldo!
Stranger: FLUMINENSE
You: Would he love this Miranda?!
Stranger: Ronaldo what ?
You: No, he love only MARIA!
Stranger: Miranda ?
You: Miranda is his evil mistress.
You: But no, I am his one true love, MARIA!
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: aí
You: Ronaldo <3 MARIA!
Stranger: You are Christian?
Stranger: You're confusing me
You: No, I am MARIA!
You: I am Ronaldo's one true love!
Stranger: and...
You: We were meant to be!
You: And you have helped his evil mistress Miranda hide from my wrath!
You: I challenge you to a DUEL!
Stranger: what I do with it?
You: If you do not hand over Miranda, that is!
You: You have Miranda!
You: Miranda is my enemy.
You: I must destroy her.
Stranger: RONALDO + MARIA + MIRANDA FUCK
You: Yes, it is a love triangle, but it will only be Maria + Ronaldo when I am done!
Stranger: What is your nationality?
You: I am only a citizen of Ronaldo's love!
Stranger: Is american ?
You: No, Ronaldo's Lover
You: My passport says 'Citizen of Ronaldo's Passion'
Stranger: Você fala português ?
Stranger: hein ?
You: Fine, since you will not hand over Miranda, you must suffer!
You: AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAAIAIAIAIIAIAIAIAIAAIAIA
Stranger: Tchau
Stranger: ai o que ?
You: There, you are no more.
You: I win.
Stranger: porra deixa de ser gay
You: Tell Miranda when you see her in hell that I hate her.
Stranger: fala aí maluco tu é brasileiro né ?