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squirrels_r_fun

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Jul 18, 2005 02:06

All your crazy, stupid, corny pick-up lines......
Put them here.

Most creative....
Gets a secret prize....

GO.

Comments 11

11010101011 July 18 2005, 07:42:13 UTC

My name's Chance. Do I have one?

squirrels_r_fun July 22 2005, 20:34:03 UTC

Nice one.

halfpast_two July 18 2005, 09:25:39 UTC

Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Tina?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

squirrels_r_fun July 22 2005, 20:34:29 UTC

Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

fantastic.

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squirrels_r_fun July 22 2005, 20:35:21 UTC

Hi, my name is Ben, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

I like jelly...lets make a sandwich.

jaded_starsfade July 18 2005, 22:47:29 UTC

Baby, you must wash your pants in windex cause I see myself in them.

Nice shoes... want to fuck?

I want to lick you more than a popsicle on a hot summers day.

Nice legs! What time do they open?

Is that a ladder between your legs or a stairway to heaven.

Hello. I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me?

squirrels_r_fun July 22 2005, 20:50:36 UTC

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jaded_starsfade July 24 2005, 22:10:39 UTC

That is right, cause I am THE SHIT.

lildrummerboy35 July 19 2005, 19:01:32 UTC

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?

Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)

If you'll be my DairyQueen, I'll be your BurgerKing...You treat me right, and you can have it your way!

squirrels_r_fun July 22 2005, 20:52:19 UTC

Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

Niiice...

lildrummerboy35 July 24 2005, 20:28:38 UTC

i kno ::brushes shoulders off::