I'd assumed that since I hadn't seen them in months, the neighborhood menaces turkeys had gone to their condo in Boca for the winter or whatever. Apparently not. Now I have to keep an eye out for those little fuckers on my way home today.

In other news, I'm in a rather whiny mood today, for a few reasons...( but I'll cut this to spare those of you who don't want to listen to my crap. )

"Bethie, can I ask a question ( Read more... )

Seriously dude, even if it looks bad, you DON'T say, "Hey, we might be getting a new Supreme Court Justice soon! Who's excited?"

If I had to guess, I'd say I remember my dreams about 40-50% of the time. Unfortunately sometimes that means I remember dreams I really, really would prefer not to- including some that are downright scary. For example, on several occasions I've had dreams where I was being chased by someone with a knife or gun. Also I've had several dreams where my ( Read more... )

In a little over a week, my little brother will turn twenty-seven. For all of his almost twenty-seven years, he has been mildly obsessive about the corners of brownies. So when I saw this pan I figured it was a good bet for a birthday gift.

Today we had this text message exchange:

Joe: Best gift ever.

Me: Glad you like it. Now make me some brownies, ( Read more... )

I came back from the restroom and took my seat at the bar, and Billy said, "Beth, what do you like?"

I was confused. I mean, what do I like...to eat? to drink? in bed? I needed more specifics. So that was when I turned to look at Tiff and realized there were three shot glasses in front of her.

"Do not look at Tiffany! The answer is not on Tiffany!"

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Really, it will be. You've been warned. OK, maybe not EVER, but I've been too busy and tired to really keep up with this lately and I'm only not posting in bullet form because I just can't allow myself to be quite that lazy.

The new job is fab so far. I am amazed by now welcoming everyone has been. It is a huge contrast to where I left.

Friday night ( Read more... )

No, I'm not kidding. The one thing I can't decide is...is this weirder than Divine Interventions, or does their stuff still take the cake?

Me: Good afternoon, Health Education ( Read more... )

Tiff and I just spent two hours at Stop & Shop. You may be wondering how we managed to do that. Well, in our defense, it was our first shopping trip in almost a month (excepting quick trips for milk and such), so there was a lot to get. Well, that and we were busy counting ( Read more... )