Comments | squirrelyman88: The Dresden Dolls Kick Ass!

squirrelyman88

The Dresden Dolls Kick Ass!

Apr 08, 2005 21:52

Oh. My. God. This may be my favorite band. Ever. My Uncle suggested I try listening to them. So I downloaded some of their stuff. I've never believed in love at first sight, but this is certainly love at first hearing. They are everything a band could need: a deep musical ability, a unique voice, and a fucking piano. Dear lord.

These guys kick ass

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killyoudead April 9 2005, 05:26:43 UTC

Damn. I'm scared for the band if they have a fucking piano. That would hurt.

areidra April 9 2005, 05:34:30 UTC

lmao! Alex, i think Shannon ranks a very close 2nd to me! lol!

killyoudead April 9 2005, 05:55:56 UTC

For dirty minds? Probably. For being able to incredibly turn any comment into a sexual diss? I'm number one in that catergory. Hell yes.

squirrelyman88 April 9 2005, 05:42:32 UTC

She might as well be fucking the piano. Beautiful music happens when the girl and the piano meet.

See, I can play this game too.

killyoudead April 9 2005, 05:56:51 UTC

What would the kids look like? Piano wire hair would make for uncomfortable relationships later in life.

squirrelyman88 April 9 2005, 06:04:29 UTC

No kids possible. The piano went flat years ago, but he's still naturally sharp when making music.

killyoudead April 9 2005, 06:08:58 UTC

Is the piano a eunuch?
Then how would it be a fucking piano in the first place?

Is it a Viagra Piano?
You seem to be the expert on fucking pianos

and also pianos that fuck, too. I feel bad for your childhood.

squirrelyman88 April 9 2005, 06:15:40 UTC

It's just a sterile piano. He can still get his business done.

Oh, and by the way, no, it's not my childhood with fucking pianos; I've read some of your past LJ posts, and I must say I'm sorry, and I hope the surgeries are coming along well.

killyoudead April 9 2005, 06:20:27 UTC

Ah. Well, it's good to know that pianos can't get any action unless they're sterile. Why can't that be applied to most guys?

The surgeries WOULD be successful, if your mom didn't keep taking my morphine and draining my medicale insurance to pay for all the crack and whores she goes through. Damns.

squirrelyman88 April 9 2005, 06:25:27 UTC

Well, a bad habit is a bad habit. At least she keeps it private, as opposed to your mother's open whoring business she's setup next to the SpartMart.

killyoudead April 9 2005, 06:31:48 UTC

She's doing it to pay my medical bills. I thought you'd be more open-minded about it. The school seems to be pretty okay with it.

And she wouldn't have to if your crackass mom didn't keep stealing our money for crack and whores.

Or is it that she's buying you whores, knowing you'll never get any otherwise? And, somehow, even with whores, still can't get.

I feel bad for your mom's whores now too.