prison bound

[squirrrel]

Transportation annoyances never cease when you're trying to make it after all. For example, my airplane trip from Newark, NJ to SFO the other day was one of the most annoying trips I have ever taken. This middle-aged woman who was all hips and butt and gut (dear god, please don't let me end up like that), began the trip by chastising this poor man

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[donquixote]

you are endearing as fuck, ginny. what were you doing in new jersey?

also, i want that nj turnkpike t-shirt real bad.

[evienelson]

maybe you should have had a snack.

[mrtravis]

On my flight to Orange County there was this guy who kept saying loudly "ARE WE FUCKING FLYING RIGHT NOW? ARE WE IN THE FUCKING AIR? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" He also kept talking loudly about how we were "all gonna fucking die." A woman told him to watch his language several times, to no avail. He had a mustache.

[sdpunk425]

thanks, i hope my flight this weekend isn't as bad. but then again, it IS thanksgiving nightmare in the air week, fuck.

[hippos_are_phat]

can't you only play one note an a kazoo? i bet she calls herself a musician too.