so watched the movie the Shining last night ( Read more... )

Woke up ready to kick my colds ass and work out ( Read more... )

Woke up today feeling less good than yesterday. I thought I had a fever so I consulted the only thermometer that I had...the pooh bear shaped one that I found in the drawer. Well, it said my temp was 96 degrees...considering the avg is 98, i figured it was wrong. Last time I take medical advice from a fictitious cartoon bear. STICK TO STEALING ( Read more... )

Do you think maybe strawberries are considered the "passion fruit" because their seeds are "exposed ( Read more... )

So I went to pick up some chinese food at Happy Dragon, and while I was waiting, I saw the little bubble gum machines and the little dispenser of toys...and I see one that has football team cups. So I had an epiphany! I will scrounge 75cents and whatever cup it gives me, THAT is the Football team that I will go for next season. And I tell Kris ( Read more... )

Blah. I am sleepy ( Read more... )

I think i'm getting a cold...at least it is suppose to be snowy and freezing tomorrow because even worse than having a cold is having a cold when it's warm. Its like wtf? After all, its called a cold ( Read more... )

So there is the theory that evolution will eventually eliminate the need for pinkies...well I do know that the longer females continue to wear heels, we will eventually eliminate the need of our pinky toes ( Read more... )

Well I'm nearing 23 years old and I'm all broken out on my lil face...its like my body's way of trying to hold on to my youth. Precious, yet irritating ( Read more... )

Firemen, policemen, army, military....my hero is the one who braves the refrigerator and seeks out the bowl covered in tinfoil that's been in there for longer than I'd like to admit. Dear God make it go away, I'm afraid to look ( Read more... )