I don't think I'm ever going to find a girl who's perfectly comfortable with the fact that I would rather jerk off than have sex.

Dot: What's death like, Wakko?
Wakko: Pretty boring. I've already hummed all the songs I know.

and I pretty much have.


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Okay, seriously, how come no one ever told me how hot Elvira is outside of her silly costume???


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March 8
Leave for Paris

March 9 - Bonjour Paris
Paris city walk
Rue du Faubourg St. Honoré
Presidential residence
Opera House
Tuileries
Place de la Concorde
Place Vendôme
Musée d'Orsay visit

March 10 - Paris Landmarks
Paris guided sightseeing tourArc de Triomphe ( Read more... )

Jared: mike huge?
me: yeah
Jared: what band is he in
me: signs of collapse
Jared: if they come here i will fight him for you
me: they don't, i already checked so i could ask you to fight him
me: haha
Jared: hahahahahah