37 Facts About Chuck Norris
001. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
002. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
003. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
004. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his ( Read more... )
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032. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying, "Booya."
Well done, I must meet Chuck Norris. Soon. Very soon.
036. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Gee way to make a person paranoid. =/; *shifty eyes*
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