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[sqwd]

Two nights ago I'm at a swanky club. Its swanky enough to have bottle service and we had just finished two 26ers of vodka (plus a can of beer and some rum even before getting there) so I'm a little sauced. Finally I have to go to the washroom and they have one of those dude's in there, you know the ones, the guys who offer you soap and will dry

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unfortunately it was all a lie. I don't have Syphilis.

[m3lang3]

This is just a subtle hint as to what you want for your birthday, isn't it...

[sqwd]

It's true. You speak the truth at last.

[_consume_]

Kudos for handling a potentially awkward situation gracefully.

[pneumaticdetach]

you should have left your nuts hanging out of your pants and then asked him to patt dry them off instead of your hands