Bleach-blonde fake-tan Customer: "I'm looking for perineums."

Me: "Uh.. flowersCustomer: (giving me a no-shit look) "..yeah ( Read more... )

So here comes summer rolling around about 9 months early, or so it would seem considering the speed of the past year. Every year, life accelerates, and we catch bits in our nets while the grand majority passes by. Having sunned myself out by the pool, alone with my book and the sun (and a dozen hot babes), I'm in the shade of my apartment which ( Read more... )

I've decided to make a new start on Livejournal. sqwrloffortune has too many "friends" on his list, and is on too many friendslists. I've maintained my policy on not blocking anyone or hiding anything pretty well, but this shit's just too open. Anything I actually have to say, I do not post on livejournal, because 70% of you scroll past me on your friendslist, ( Read more... )

Review later.

Bryan's gonna get married!


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LEMMY/GOD?

I've got an old couch in Newberg that needs either a new home or to be thrown out. It's large and kind of ugly but it's super comfortable! Laying down on it tends to lead to indiscriminate napping. It's been around for likely longer than you've been alive, but serves its purpose well. I need to get rid of it due to space and multiple-sofa issues ( Read more... )

The US is required to allow prisoners of war to receive and send mail. This is supposed to apply at all levels.

Does anyone know how I could go about writing Saddam Hussein a letter?

Girls = Weird Shape

Grar! CONSPIRACY ( Read more... )