hahaha i love the episode of st:tng where picard gets assimilated and the music is all DUN DUNDUN DUN DUUUUUUUN.

OMG TEH BORGZ R SRS BSNS U GUISE!

i love my cousin for sending this to me.

Mastering Success with Chi McBride from Chi McBride

so when i went to the dmv to get my license about a month ago, i was informed that if i wanted to have a male gender marker on my license that i would have to find a psychologist and have them fill out the dl 329 gender change form. my mom said she knew a shrink lady from our church so i went to her and had her fill it out. but the dmv just sent ( Read more... )

( no, seriously. )

guinan: alright, try this. (sets glass down in front of worf.)
worf: what is it?
guinan: just try it.
worf: (amazed face)
guinan: you see? it's an earth drink. prune juice.
worf: a warrior's drink!

what the fuck, damnportlanders. what. the. fuck.

fucking trans community. WHY are you so uptight?? please to be pulling the stick out of your collective asses. kthx.

my girlfriend is such a nerd. it's awesome.

dear kohl's

fuck you up the ass for telling me in your banner ad to "kohlculate my savings". stuff like this is why i fear for the future of humanity. i fucking hate you.

-damien

i forgot how much i love this album.