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[sreyxayn]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A JUMBO SHRIMP......i asked myself this question today because i feel like im goin to faced with it 4 some odd reason...scenario:skydiving over rocks or something hard....u pull your shoot..it doesnt open...what is the first and technically last thing you do...oo and if its pull the reserve shoot..that shit doesnt open either..i

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[anonymous]

hey sexy....it's jessica and christina representing O.P. We were going to call you last night but jess lost ur number. We were at a party at Melrose apartments. But i found the number!! You need to call us whenever there's a party. We needed ur sexy ass last night...there were no hotties last night. Our ass got tore up! We were both threw up, but christina felt the worst this morning. We needed you there to nurse us. Your the love doctor!!! And to answer the question about the skydiving: I would take the parachute pack and put it under me, hoping and praying that the pack would break my fall a little bit. I think that would work... and i'd be screamin like hell, and crying like a sissy. Gotta go,
Jessica and christina ( :

[sreyxayn]

fuck yes finally...i was about to put a post on here just for you jess..i was like were is this girl...i wanna talk to her...long time no see christina...we all should chill for old times sake....we should do a kingsley thing again...but yea...id prolly aim for a tree hopin it would break my fall...i wanna get you drunk jes;)hmmm

[thereuarebaby]

how does one pass themselves out

[sreyxayn]

well i would imagine if your fallin fromt the sky that you would go into shock and pass out or hypervinalte or summin..just freak out...whats the deal with your boyfriend

[thereuarebaby]

for the last time, its not my boyfriend. although i have one, that is not him.. that is my friend. my FEMALE friend. whom is very protective.

[thereuarebaby]

and i dont know how youd FORCE urself to pass out. i mean, why dont you just relax your body. its not that hard.

[xdrunklovex]

the chick was probably fat thats why she bounced haha so I dont think you'd live so dont try please lol
Love ya ~ Bailwolf

[sreyxayn]

ill aim for a river....or your house..youd catch me right baildog...?

[xdrunklovex]

duh