THOUGHTS ON THE LATEST EPISODE OF THE BORGIAS
YAY! A JUAN SEX SCENE!
....but Juan, you're banging the wrong member of the Naples royalty! I WANT JUANFONSO DAMMIT
lol, Gioffre. Can he and Sancia please just be BFF forever. They can braid each other's hair.
CESARE FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE STOP ASKING YOUR SISTER ABOUT HER SEX LIFE. YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. And "where is my sweet sister"?! she's GROWING UP, DUMBSHIT
okay, bullshit, there is no way that a nun -- particularly a new one like Ursula, aka Sister Martha, would have a room THAT FREAKING BIG. There's a reason they are refered to as "cells".
I love that Sister Martha appears to be the only member of the church who is actually dedicated to her vow of chastity.
Jeremy Irons is such a boss.
blah blah blah france is invading blah blah blah sforza is always a douche
oh lucrezia you little accident-arranger you are quite the boss
LOL PERIODS
lol jeremy irons forever "so we are denied entry, it seems"
the french are douches....and della rovere is such an interesting character.
I really want the annoying preachy monk to die.
ALFONSO! ALFONSO! OMG MY HEART IS BREAKING ALFONSO! LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO BE A BIG BRAVE BOY FOR HIS DAD! BUT STILL SNARKING AT THE TIME -- "WHICH YOU MAY HAVE TO VACATE", LOL -- AND HIS DAD IS DEAD AND AWWW, ALFONSO! GO FIND JUAN AND SEEK COMFORT IN HIS MANLY ARMS. AND THEN BEAT UP THE FRENCH ARMY.
also, your hair has much improved. good job alfonso.
just go ahead and run yo mouth, sforza, it's not like you saying that you plan to leave her father to DIE is going to PISS HER OFF or anything
c'mon, lucrezia, it's time to get into the family business. and by family business, i mean plotting and death.
Giulia's going to visit Lucrezia? AT LAST MY FEMSLASH IS CANON - oh wait it basically already was. <3333
MACHIAVELLI <3333333333333333 LOVE FOREVER
oh god machiavelli with your snark and your sarcasm and your spear-pointing
Catarina Sforza, yum
GIULIA FARNESE UNF. subtle boss.
lucrezia and giulia lying on a bed, life is good
OH MY GOD THE EPIOSDE IS OVER ALREADY?!?
And, as always, please go play over at borgiaskink.