More 70's questions.
What can I say. I found about half of the answers in my notebook last night, finished them off, and this is the finishe product.
1. DO YOU SNORE? I would never admit to it.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Depends who you ask. If you ask my ex-husband, it depends WHEN you ask.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Losing my daughters.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I was too busy climbing trees.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? Somewhat entertaining.
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? Only when I'm nervous.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? You have no idea how cute.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? After my marriage, tehre's only been a couple of people who made me want to give it a try. One was a robot, and nothing ever worked out with the others.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Buffy keeps telling me that I have to "get with the century", but I don't need, or want a computer, except at the gallery, and that's only for book-keeping. And solitaire.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Every once in a while.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? NO.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can touch my nose with my tongue. ANd I can tie a cherry stem. That's basically it.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Europe.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? At times.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? I signed my girls up for the Mommy And Me classes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? Which?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Ask Dawn. She told me that one last week.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Sure.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Electric. Or mechanical pencils.
23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? It's not for me.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? HAH! Sorry, was that out loud?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Nothing.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? This morning, when I dropped the girls off at school.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? No.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Sunny side up.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? I take offense to that question.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? The dryer.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 10:55.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? No.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? Yes.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? This morning, the girls.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? None of your business.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No. I'm afraid for Buffy when she's fighting what's IN the dark.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Nothing.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? I don't know.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? Yes. The whole barbeque fork incident. Wait a minute...
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Twice.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes. Band Candy. *Shudders*
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Very much a no.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Hazel. Both my girls got my eyes.
49. Do you ever worry that you'll go crazy? Every once in a while. My grandmother was achizophrenic.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sometimes. But it's always mine, and it's always worth living.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? I don't even have my ears peirced. Buffy never asks to borrow my earings.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? NO.
53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? Once.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I used to play oboe.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? No.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I've never tried, and I'm nnever going to.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Hank and I used to take the girls camping. They loved it.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No, and Dawn inherited it from me.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Is this a trick question?
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I used to have an Irish Setter. Buster was so sweet.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Yes. Duh, to borrow a word from Buffy's vocabulary.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No. I tried.
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? Too many.
64. ID IY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's sourthern California.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Spinach on crackers.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Yes.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yes.
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? All of them.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Eagles.
Okay, I don't know why I said some of these answers, but they popped into my head. So, there you are.
1. DO YOU SNORE? I would never admit to it.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Depends who you ask. If you ask my ex-husband, it depends WHEN you ask.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Losing my daughters.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I was too busy climbing trees.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? Somewhat entertaining.
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? Only when I'm nervous.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? You have no idea how cute.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? After my marriage, tehre's only been a couple of people who made me want to give it a try. One was a robot, and nothing ever worked out with the others.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Buffy keeps telling me that I have to "get with the century", but I don't need, or want a computer, except at the gallery, and that's only for book-keeping. And solitaire.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Every once in a while.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? NO.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can touch my nose with my tongue. ANd I can tie a cherry stem. That's basically it.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Europe.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? At times.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? I signed my girls up for the Mommy And Me classes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? Which?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Ask Dawn. She told me that one last week.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Sure.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? Yes.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Electric. Or mechanical pencils.
23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? It's not for me.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? HAH! Sorry, was that out loud?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Nothing.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? This morning, when I dropped the girls off at school.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? No.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Sunny side up.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? I take offense to that question.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? The dryer.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 10:55.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? No.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? Yes.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? This morning, the girls.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? None of your business.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No. I'm afraid for Buffy when she's fighting what's IN the dark.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Nothing.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? I don't know.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? Yes. The whole barbeque fork incident. Wait a minute...
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Twice.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes. Band Candy. *Shudders*
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Very much a no.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Hazel. Both my girls got my eyes.
49. Do you ever worry that you'll go crazy? Every once in a while. My grandmother was achizophrenic.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sometimes. But it's always mine, and it's always worth living.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? I don't even have my ears peirced. Buffy never asks to borrow my earings.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? NO.
53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? Once.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I used to play oboe.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? No.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I've never tried, and I'm nnever going to.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Hank and I used to take the girls camping. They loved it.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No, and Dawn inherited it from me.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Is this a trick question?
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I used to have an Irish Setter. Buster was so sweet.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Yes. Duh, to borrow a word from Buffy's vocabulary.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No. I tried.
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? Too many.
64. ID IY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? It's sourthern California.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Spinach on crackers.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Yes.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yes.
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? All of them.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Eagles.
Okay, I don't know why I said some of these answers, but they popped into my head. So, there you are.