(no subject)
(Tape recorder)
1. DO YOU SNORE? Why don't you find out and let me know?
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Gimme a stake, see how fast it takes you to decide.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Being knifed in the gut, and being stuck in a coma for over a year. Oh, wait. That already happened.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Hell no.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? It sucks.
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? No.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Hell, yeah!
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Yeah.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? What computer?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Do I look like Giles?
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? I fell off the roof of a building. Kinda don't want to do anything like that again.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Well, there is this one thing...
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? If you're paying? Tahiti.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Sometimes he's good for a laugh.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yeah.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? I usually go for actions. I like True Lies a lot. There's a lot of explosions.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? No.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I chew the damn thing.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? How much will you pay me?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? I hitch rides, not planes.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Why should I care?
23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? Great.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Not just no, but HELL no.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's chicken scrawl.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Dumb questions.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Never.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Why should I care?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't do eggs.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Yeah.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? I care because?
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 3:26 pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? None that I'll admit.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? It's food.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? I don't know. Or care.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? B's the one who goes for vamps, not me.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? The dark is terrified of me.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Slaying.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? What does it matter? PB is PB.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Dunno.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? Not on purpose.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Why?
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Whatever.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? No.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sure.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? No, I've been a good girl, and haven't let anything touch my body. Duh.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No.
53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? No.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yeah.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Probably. But I don't like cold.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? If I have to.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Duh.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I don't have any use for one. Always wanted one.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Yeah.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Why?
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? I could make the video of Slayers gone wrong. Jail style.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? I told you. I don't do cold.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Popcorn.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Do you want a list? I'm sure you'd recognize names.
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? I don't care.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? AC/DC.
Look, I did this stupid thing. I want my twenty bucks now, okay?
FL
Okay, I don't really think I caught her voice all the way through, but... this is my best shot. Which might be kinda sad, but there it is. I figured it would be worth a try, anyway.
1. DO YOU SNORE? Why don't you find out and let me know?
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER? Gimme a stake, see how fast it takes you to decide.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Being knifed in the gut, and being stuck in a coma for over a year. Oh, wait. That already happened.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Hell no.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'REALITY TV'? It sucks.
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW? No.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Hell, yeah!
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Yeah.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? What computer?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Do I look like Giles?
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? I fell off the roof of a building. Kinda don't want to do anything like that again.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Well, there is this one thing...
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? If you're paying? Tahiti.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Sometimes he's good for a laugh.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yeah.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE 'DONNIE DARKO'? I usually go for actions. I like True Lies a lot. There's a lot of explosions.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? No.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I chew the damn thing.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? How much will you pay me?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE? I hitch rides, not planes.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yes.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Why should I care?
23. WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING? Great.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Not just no, but HELL no.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's chicken scrawl.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Dumb questions.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Never.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Why should I care?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't do eggs.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Yeah.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? I care because?
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 3:26 pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? None that I'll admit.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? It's food.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH? I don't know. Or care.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? B's the one who goes for vamps, not me.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? The dark is terrified of me.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Slaying.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? What does it matter? PB is PB.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Dunno.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE? Not on purpose.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Why?
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Whatever.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? No.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sure.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? No, I've been a good girl, and haven't let anything touch my body. Duh.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No.
53. HAVE YOU READ 'CATCHER IN THE RYE'? No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? No.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yeah.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Probably. But I don't like cold.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? If I have to.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Duh.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I don't have any use for one. Always wanted one.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Yeah.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Why?
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES? I could make the video of Slayers gone wrong. Jail style.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? I told you. I don't do cold.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Popcorn.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? No.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Do you want a list? I'm sure you'd recognize names.
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? I don't care.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? AC/DC.
Look, I did this stupid thing. I want my twenty bucks now, okay?
FL
Okay, I don't really think I caught her voice all the way through, but... this is my best shot. Which might be kinda sad, but there it is. I figured it would be worth a try, anyway.