juicy burgers, saucy dames, and wall-to-wall cheese

[srs_bidness]

This is where you vote for me if you know what's good for you.

Also, I will shortly be pimping my brand new community, LJ Haiku Idol, in various places... might as well get started here. No, it's not a joke. The syllabically constrained excitement begins in just a few weeks. Think you're, uh, writer enough to write on given topics in all haiku,

Comments

[supremegoddess1]

I want to have your babies.

Lots of little Idolicious babies.

The Rev can deliver them.

[srs_bidness]

I don't think the Rev is qualified in gynecology. He mostly specializes in stealing elections.

[brightflashes]

I want to have his babies, too.

[srs_bidness]

Ladies, ladies. There's plenty of srs_bidness to go around.

[superhappytime]

I swear, use "cheeseburger" in a post and it's almost as good to me as a picture of boobs...

[srs_bidness]

Dream big, man. Put the two together. I know I do... frequently.

[superhappytime]

cheese boobs? what an idea...replacing the bland/boring chocolate love play with queso...

[srs_bidness]

I had a dream a couple years ago, and I'm not even kidding about this, about making sweet, sweet love while both parties eat pulled pork sandwiches. I have not been able to get it out of my mind ever since.

[spydielives]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Brilliant.

[welfy]

+1 for the nod to Ramona Quimby, intended or not.

[spydielives]

Intended, so thank you!

[srs_bidness]

+1 for the nod to Beverly Cleary. Hands down, the freakiest lay I ever had.

[lilmissmagic71]

one of my favorites so far... gmv with "I've had thrice as many sex partners as you've had birthdays,"

[brightflashes]

haha yeah - I really liked that line, too.

[srs_bidness]

Thank you. However, I think I fell off the Internet for a bit. What's GMV stand for? All I'm coming up with is "got my vittles," which I think is a pretty strong indication that I should go to sleep forthwith.

[lilmissmagic71]

got my vote... (this is a contest, luv... I know you haven't noticed LOL)

[brightflashes]

Oh Mr. Bidness this is your best one yet. I thought that you wouldn't top your last one, but you have. Your writing style is so good. I love so many things about this one that I know I won't be able to cover it all, but I liked how it was self-aware with the extended metaphor, I also love the voice and the writing style and it's so very YOU - or at least the you I've come to know through the rest of the idol entries you've put up.

The only thing I didn't like about it was this: and always remember: cut along the "railroad tracks," not across.

Jokes about suicide aren't cool in my book - BUT that's MY problem; not yours.

I am so honored to be in idol with you. You're just amazing with words.

[srs_bidness]

Thank you, madame. I do try to abstain from suicide jokes most days. They're not only offensive to some, they're pretty much played out to all.