Comments | srs_bidness: favorite tales, leaps of faith, and lots of skin

srs_bidness

favorite tales, leaps of faith, and lots of skin

Dec 19, 2008 13:19

Hey, have you checked out ljhaikuidol yet? It's pretty cool.

Gather round ol' Syrius, sweet little children. Gather round and let me tell you a story, a very famous and scary story, about the elders of the strange and faraway forest of Elljayidyll ( Read more... )

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boxsofrain December 19 2008, 23:23:06 UTC

haha

heykatie December 20 2008, 00:18:12 UTC

When I was a flight attendant out of Phoenix, a colleague went to the top of the parking garage at the airport and (after encircling his entire car with thousands of pennies, all tails side up) jumped to his death... in front of many many passengers, including children.

/anecdote

Thank you for not posting the goatse pics. I would have had to cry.

I want to join the orgy! I'm a dirty skank at heart.

superhappytime December 20 2008, 00:29:11 UTC

I'm a dirty skank at heart.

Just like in my DREAMS. I totally wank to you when I'm not wanking to thoughts of Srs_bidness. If you could rap, maybe I'd move you up a notch...

heykatie December 20 2008, 00:31:44 UTC

Who says I can't rap? I'm a battle-rap diva!

After all.. rapping is just talking to a beat... right? RIGHT?

And I know all the words to Ice Ice Baby!

superhappytime December 20 2008, 00:36:14 UTC

VOICE POST

superhappytime December 20 2008, 00:26:35 UTC

obviously, I'm not one to bullshit or hand out compliments lightly because I'm a major league asshole, or so the rumor is...so, I mean it when I say the italicized part almost made me laugh out loud...I think it was the use of "poop-chute first." Or just the fact that just mentioning technophile and doing it in the same paragraph probably made him want to kick you in your hair hole.

lilmissmagic71 December 20 2008, 00:28:59 UTC

so says 'giant pussy wrecker' man... lol

I don't know... I think I got the shitty end of the deal in this one.

:|

superhappytime December 20 2008, 00:35:42 UTC

my pussy wrecker is so not down with brown eye action

unless I've been drinking or I'm looking for a change of pace

lilmissmagic71 December 20 2008, 00:36:25 UTC

or you want to...

or it's Tuesday

xo_kizzy_xo December 20 2008, 00:36:05 UTC

Oh my...now those are images which will haunt me for days!

:shudder:

;)

lilmissmagic71 December 20 2008, 00:37:02 UTC

Haunted is light compared to the images/sensations I experienced... LOL

imafarmgirl December 20 2008, 02:17:42 UTC

The last half was hilarious. I cracked up. The first half, ug on the mental pics. It's good that I can't see clearly, because they looked all blirry.