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[worldofcharlie]

*looks around room rather innocently*...

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I'd never use the word bootylicious...

*snickers*

[srs_bidness]

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[worldofcharlie]

*snickers*...

[morty_j]

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[worldofcharlie]

*still laughing*

[amadruadaboleyn]

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[srs_bidness]

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[amadruadaboleyn]

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[srs_bidness]

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[srs_bidness]

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