my best friend

[srs_bidness]

I was waiting for my best friend Curtis in the lobby of the hotel when he checked-out on Sunday morning. I had brought him with me on the company dime, but hadn't been able to see him very much. Between press junkets and sponsor obligations, most of my time had been spent in board rooms and banquet halls, while Curtis spent the weekend knee-deep

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[porcelain72]

Funny, I was certain you were going to write about your penis.

[srs_bidness]

That would've been a much LONGER entry.

Shakes head....

[worldofcharlie]

I'm just glad I'm already drunk...

*laughing too hard*...

You're too bloody funny man...

more anal sex and cheerleaders..

something like that...

Re: Shakes head....

[srs_bidness]

It's like my grandaddy used to always say, "You can't go wrong with anal sex."

[welfy]

I know you probably didn't intend it to be, but this was a really sweet story. I hope I can find a friend like Curtis someday.

[srs_bidness]

Everybody needs a friend like a Curtis.

[gonadsandstrife]

I think I love you...so what am I so afraid of?

[srs_bidness]

If you're like most people, catching something.

[tulip_in_yellow]

At least I got the reach-around.

[srs_bidness]

From what I saw of Curtis' performance, you got a lot more than a reach-around. I'm surprised you can walk.

[tulip_in_yellow]

Well, what can I say. I bounce back quick.