mistakes were made

[srs_bidness]

In the months since The Previous Competition ended for me, I have been thoroughly, irreversibly transformed

Comments

[kittenboo]

may i be the first to welcome you back

[srs_bidness]

It's good to be back. :)

[superhappytime]

Holy fuck...Bennigan's went under? I just thought it was the one near me...and the other one kind of near me in the ghetto. I had to look this up and just realized they were based in Plano. I had no idea.

It doesn't seem fair in a world where Ruby Tuesday's soldiers on...

[lossfound]

Whoops. I somehow accidentally deleted my statement of shared Ruby Tuesday hatred.

You know what's worst of all, though: fuckin' Applebee's.

[superhappytime]

I don't even know anyone who will admit going to an Applebee's recently. How do they stay open?

[srs_bidness]

And fucking Olive Garden.

[mme_furiosa]

Fuuuuuck YES! Welcome back, mister Bidness.

[srs_bidness]

The make-out line is forming over there to the right.

[monkeysugarmama]

Oh HELLS YEAH!
Glad to see you round these part again :)

[srs_bidness]

Thank ya. I'm feeling all mushy inside to have been missed so much.

[monkeysugarmama]

Take a Tums, it'll pass :)

Were your ears burning on Saturday night? I was telling my husband about how your entries always cracked me up especially the one where your buddy was wearing his mom's wedding dress and trying to create his ideal woman and the one where you described the different personalities playing Idol from a (very twisted) sociologists perspective.

[randi_wth_an_i]

OMG! You'r back! I thought you'd never return!! :):):)