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[At first, there's only the sound of a door slamming shut and the skid of the device against fabric as it's tossed on a bed. Whose device and whose bed is unclear, as the sounds of ragged breathing and hurried kisses are the only indicators that there are even people in the room at all. More rustling and movement and then--]
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Whoa.
Okay, it's not proper porn yet, after all, he didn't see any tit, but he still feels like maybe he should say...something.]
Should filter that against kids, maybe?
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Uh, [cough cough], filter what against--?
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You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
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...Sam, you're sort of on the Network. Fyi.
Why is everybody getting some except me? Gah.
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Sorry about that. Really, I don't even-- [And he coughs, cuz this curse is a bit uncomfortable for everyone.]
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...thought you didn't like her, though. Guess that's the curse working, though, right?
[Heh, he's still jealous that everybody else is having more romance than him.]
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[No need to mention that this is far from their first time but oh my god, the Network just saw him banging his worst enemy.
And come on, Hanna! It's Rabbit Day! Go out there and start courting some young and impressionable women! Or men, even, Hell!]
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I'm so sorry.
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[ooc: OMG, breaking hiatus for this so replies may be abysmally slow. THEY'RE LIKE BUNNIES! ILU.]
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[ooc; LOL Excellent. ♥]
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Hear that? It's the bell. Round two?
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Little busy, here. I just, can't, seem to get, clean.
[Each pause is matched with him struggling to clean behind his ears. It's bizarre and unnatural and he is more than confused.]
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Your ears? I can help.
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Can you? It's gonna drive me insane.
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