4th wall backdate;

[srslynotguy]

[ This is a video post as someone finds the device Flynn has left on the kitchen counter and switches on. The first thing we see is Flynn, and the blond knight can be seen in his full armor + apron, with his back against the screen... It's clear our friendly knight is cooking. There's a sound of scuffling, and finally, it seems Flynn has noticed

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[dreamsofhorns]

[ At first, Ruca is freaking out over the sight of Flynn cooking. Out of all the things he could have first seen when he somehow returns to Poly again, it had to be that?

Now he's freaking out for an entirely different reason. ]

M-Mr. Flynn! What just... Is that... Did his cooking eat him?

[ ...For some reason, he can't entirely deny that possibility. ]

Ahh, what do I do!?

[notanemule]

[ Hi, Ruca, bff! ]

The monster ate him?!

[dreamsofhorns]

[ Hello, bff Emil, how's everything? ]

That's a monster? It...looks really, really squishy though?

[ That makes more sense than cooking though...probably. ]

More importantly, how do we get him out of there?

[notanemule]

M-maybe we have to beat it up, and then it'll spit him out...

[ nevermind that Kirby looks mighty small, and how would Flynn fit there except if he was.... compacted... or something... ]

[vitalistic]

[And Estelle goes into the kitchen in a clean dress that doesn't have a furball on it. The sight she sees is halfway horrifying considering she pretty much knows exactly what happened.]

Why did you eat Flynn?

[Okay, she knows he didn't eat him considering he got spat back out, but still. He's still cute though....]

[willeatyourface]

[I-it wasn't really his fault that time! He thought Flynn was trying to hurt him with his poisoned cooking so he inhaled on reflex.

That armour was not tasty going down.

Kirby will have the grace to look a little ashamed, though.]

[srslynotguy]

[ The pink puffball looks sad.... Flynn feels bad :( ]

I don't think he meant to eat me, Lady Estellise...

[vitalistic]

[It's okay. Sometimes Flynn's cooking does feel like one is being poisoned. And seeing that ashamed look, she can't help but look at him a little bad herself for somewhat scolding him...even if what he did was kind of bad. But considering he ate that squirrel and didn't seem remorseful meant that that lifestyle was probably something he was used to.

So she will just kneel down and pat it on the head.]

It's okay. Flynn is alright and I have to admit you look really cute like that!

[thecountsfault]

What the fuck is that thing?!

[notanemule]

It's a monster.

[thecountsfault]

It's a flipping man eating marshmallow! [This is obviously D's work. What the hell.]

[notanemule]

Well... that's still a monster too...

Even if I've never met a monster like that...

1/?

[major_douchebag]

[Jin's in a foul mood as he wanders about the streets. No one living here seems to know how the hell to get out of the so-called "City"; all the information he gets is usually something along the lines of "it's impossible" and "wait for a couple of days".

Like hell he would just sit and wait.

So in another attempt to scrounge up more information (and to keep himself from giving into frustration and stabbing the next helpful person he comes across), he uses the device he found nearby. It was simultaneously helpful and annoying - helpful, because he could search for information without needing to ask someone directly and annoying because of how random posts tended to appear on top.

Like now.

What was this? Just another video of an idiot getting eaten by a pink blob-]

2/?

[major_douchebag]

[Wait a second, did that thing just-]

3/?

[major_douchebag]

[No, that was stupid; how would that even be possible? Tch, it's some person's idea of a joke, and he'll just move on to something else more helpful-]

4/?

[major_douchebag]

[-Did that guy just get spit out. And now that pink blob creature seems to have taken the guy's sword and various other accessories.

Just. No words.]

[2and1make3]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!