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[sruasonid]

we have a tradition at lacrosse practice where the new guys have to tell jokes while we're stretching.
being one of the new guys on the team i would appreciate it if you could post any good jokes that i could tell.
preferably pg-13 or worse.
thank you very much.
-Jeremy

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[cymunky]

2 words...

the aristocrats.

[cymunky]

http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/

[orchata]

So mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind." the Mushroom says "hey I'm fun guy." (get it fungi)

told to me by the clever Brian Scott Dudek