Comments | srubberducky: I really am a nerd and none of these reasons do any justice to how truly nerdy I really am.

srubberducky

I really am a nerd and none of these reasons do any justice to how truly nerdy I really am.

Aug 16, 2005 13:33

5 REASONS I'M A DORK BY BRIAN JAMES SHEAFF ( Read more... )

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the_schint August 17 2005, 00:11:20 UTC

Thanks for tagging me biatch.

the_schint August 17 2005, 00:12:19 UTC

PS-- you're last name is stewart

i'm oh so confused anonymous August 17 2005, 05:41:55 UTC

mir wants to know how her name made it into this entry... she is confused haha

mir's confused because she wants to know... anonymous August 17 2005, 05:43:05 UTC

wtf is tagging?!?!?!?!?!?

Re: mir's confused because she wants to know... srubberducky August 17 2005, 06:00:56 UTC

mir dear (good rhyme, eh),

it's a dumb thing that means you have to do the 5 reasons you're a geek thing and i picked you because i wanted to bridge the livejournal and xanga gap and be a revolution.

and are you going bowling?

Re: mir's confused because she wants to know... anonymous August 17 2005, 15:06:27 UTC

well darn, looks like i have to do it then. (i wouldn't dare break rules of blogging etiquette). and yes, i think i'm going bowling - but only if you are haha. i'm not sure i can handle the whole news paper staff without someone to make fun of them with...

Re: mir's confused because she wants to know... anonymous August 17 2005, 16:26:28 UTC

well, you see mir, that would require me calling in sick to work. which i've never done but it sounds exciting and bowling is much better than work so maybe i will.

FROM ALLISON MICHAELA SHEAFF allieoops August 17 2005, 05:55:47 UTC

i think pretty much everyone wishes they were in a position to call timmy Papa Sheaff.

that man probably has the most sought after sperm in all of iowa.

ewww i just grossed myself out really bad.

Re: FROM ALLISON MICHAELA SHEAFF srubberducky August 17 2005, 06:02:24 UTC

If I was a woman getting sperm from a sperm company I would request that it be Papa Sheaffs because one, he's dead sexy, two, that man can think like no other, three, who doesn't want a sheaff kid for their own, and four, we all know how extremely fertile he is. I'm sure a couple billion more kids are in store for that man.