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[srubberducky]

I'm going to have a show on FoodTV. I know what it's going to be about. But you can't. But I can. And I like that.

Of course, this is all just a crazy scheme that will probably never come true.

You know why? Cameras add 10 pounds. Sole reason.

Comments

[mehrhium]

you're already a fatty, 10 pounds won't even show

[fussy_hussy]

i think cooking shows are one of the few TV mediums that no one cares if your fat. it just means you like your food as much as the rest of us do.

[srubberducky]

wow...that was really profound.